Friday, March 04, 2022

As if this day could not get weirder. The dog has hidden potatoes somewhere in the kitchen and I cannot find them. He won't get more of them because I take them away from him. Sooo, somewhere in our kitchen is a stash of potatoes growing eyes. I think he hid them months ago and has rediscovered them. So you might wonder how does a dog hide potatoes? Well you get a bag of mixed spuds from your dad and you leave them on the chair for a few days. When you go to put them in storage, you realize the bag look a bit beaten up but also feels much much lighter. But you don't think much of it and put it away. Months later, you find a potato in your dog's bed. Then you find one in the couch. Then another in his bed. The another in the bed. Then you see him slobbering on one, and your wife tells you he was crunching on one earlier that day. You realize you have taken away more than a pound of spuds from the dog and you wonder how many more are hidden. This dog also.will hide his toys places and then rediscover them months later. Ugh.


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